hairdressers are awkward because you’re forced to stare at yourself in the mirror for ages and contemplate how ugly you are while someone attacks your head with scissors and attempts to initiate small talk with you
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got their attention in the first place